{"id":2528,"date":"2019-10-10T13:17:38","date_gmt":"2019-10-10T17:17:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blacksmite.com\/?p=2528"},"modified":"2019-10-28T12:24:00","modified_gmt":"2019-10-28T16:24:00","slug":"boo-is-canadas-drug-direction-frightening-you-more-boo-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dynorex.com\/Hokumspew\/index.php\/brainsalad\/boo-is-canadas-drug-direction-frightening-you-more-boo-please\/","title":{"rendered":"Boo! Is The Trudeau’s Druggy Administration Frightening You? More Boo Please!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Grade School\u00a0Druggie Burn-out Costume by: Failing Fallacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

Yes,\u00a0now your little tykes can dress up like sociologically manipulated moronic weed sucking fools this Halloween. Just think, they can act just like mom and dad and smell like them too! With this costume, your children will be seriously taken un-seriously, laughing at things that are not funny, getting the munchies from house to house as\u00a0they trick or treat, terrorizing all\u00a0the old school parents,\u00a0\u00a0making them feel glad their children are away at college, or at least at some undisclosed location smoking weed with a bong, hiding from the police, who are not looking for them because they themselves are stoned.\u00a0This costume\u00a0comes complete with a dreadlock wig (black, brown, blond or green), weed\u00a0odorizing aerosol spray,\u00a0charcoal to color your face black (optional), Big Bamboo rolling papers (legal weed not included), torn denim pants, soiled white t-shirt displaying a picture of Bob Marley (TM) and vinyl sandals. Your children will be the envy of the entire burnout neighborhood, if they\u00a0actually answer their doors to see them,\u00a0tearing themselves away from the remedial mini-series that has captivated their remaining brain cell’s attention. But don’t worry, your little tykes will not mind because they will most likely forget why they were outside, strolling the neighborhood in the first place, and head to the franchised corner store for some greasy\u00a0fast food. And if your child is too young to be wandering the streets and gets abducted, don’t worry! You will not remember them anyway, so light up another, sit back and\u00a0chill! You will most likely see them again in some low budget\u00a0sex film!<\/p>\n

Tuggy Bear Seventy’s-ish\u00a0 Pimp Costume by: Boogie’s Costume Co.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Historically correct, within a decade or two, pimping attire for that aspiring, stoned youth, that just wants to train the up and coming\u00a0jail bait\u00a0(or older experienced adults) who are already well abused by the local, neighborhood perverts. This costume comes complete with a peacock feathered, oversized\u00a0hat, pink of course, with a large silky-like purple band.\u00a0The coat and slacks will be pink, or some other flamboyant exasperating pastel color, guaranteed to stand out, striking fear into all of his newly acquired, drug abusing\u00a0flock. And let us not forget the crimson\u00a0red,\u00a0highly polished, wedged heeled shoes! Optional,\u00a0this costume\u00a0can be equipped with a wire hanger and a roll of tissue, used\u00a0for possible disciplinary issues that are sure to arise.\u00a0You will be raking in the hokum from all the houses in your neighborhood, guaranteeing all the local stoned pedophiles to open their doors and pay extra hokum, and possibly money\u00a0, for your next available trainee who is anxious to please for their\u00a0next fix. (Fentanyl or other highly addictive drugs can be purchased from your local, “Sons of Anarchy” approved dealers).<\/p>\n

Local Bag Lady and Sex Procurer Costume by: Too-too Courter Inc.<\/strong><\/p>\n

These days\u00a0of economic waning times, one has to be very imaginative and versatile, willing to multi-task to earn their daily meals and shelter. If you agree, then this costume is for you! Yes, goblins young and old will get a real insight into humanity\u00a0wearing this Halloween costume.\u00a0It comes with a small meager makeup kit to enhance your weathered skinned look to appear just attractive enough.\u00a0The costume also\u00a0comes attired with spandex pants, fish netted from the upper thighs down to the ankles, revealing the right amount\u00a0of leg to turn on any local\u00a0sexist. The top is black spandex too, tightly fitting around your bosoms, guaranteed\u00a0to make\u00a0your breasts\u00a0more prominent. No bosoms yet?\u00a0We provide\u00a0falsies for no extra cost!. Because the whole attire is nylon, it will keep you just warm enough, while scavenging\u00a0from dumpsters\u00a0to trash cans,\u00a0warming up\u00a0during\u00a0short car rides to close by back alleys, providing monetarized sexual favors.\u00a0 It also comes with a retractable handled\u00a0mini cargo cart on wheels, to store all your scavenged goods, to exchange at local recycle depots for a few extra quarters and dimes. So, when you knock at the neighbor’s\u00a0door this Halloween dressed in this occupationally approved costume\u00a0via your local school board, they will gladly lead you to their garage,\u00a0to perform\u00a0some sexual favors in exchange for all the aluminum cans\u00a0you can carry, possibly\u00a0getting a buck or two thrown in!<\/p>\n

The Dis-honorable Liberal Member of Parliament Chatelaine Costume by: Beguiled Inc<\/strong><\/p>\n

These next four years of liberalism will certainly get some mileage out of this costume because it, well, is so perfect! If you are of the female gender that is, and your superiority will surpass even the Prime Minister himself! The costume comes with progressively but conservatively styled attire, with a white,\u00a0Diamond fibered, tight fitting sweater, matched with silky black slacks, to enhance your shapely legs, but not too much, followed by platinum heeled stiletto shoes, just hidden enough by the overhang of your slack’s cuffs, but revealing enough to see your toe nail polish because of the opened toed design. And of course, it would not be complete without jewellery, optionally, an elegant but delicate white gold neckless (included), or for the more bolder feminist, ears, nose and nipple piercings (extra),\u00a0possibly a small revealed feminist tattoo of enslaved subordinate men! Grace under pressure when you attempt to explain why the economy, morality, and employment have been flushed down the sewer and how it is only going to get better with drugs, somehow. But it will not be because of\u00a0anything you have done, of course,\u00a0only someone else, most likely a man!\u00a0This costume also\u00a0comes with a makeup kit that will conservatively enhance your feminist prowess, intimidating any male, or female alike\u00a0of low sociological and class standing, to\u00a0move aside and bow to your greatness while\u00a0they provide you with bountiful political and hokum\u00a0donations, just because\u00a0you are so dammed cute! So don’t be surprised when you trick or treat this Halloween, that\u00a0you will not\u00a0be greeted by\u00a0any man answering the door, who will be cowering in their basement, emasculated by your perfume and dominant, feminist, superior presence!<\/p>\n

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Grade School\u00a0Druggie Burn-out Costume by: Failing Fallacy Yes,\u00a0now your little tykes can dress up like sociologically manipulated moronic weed sucking fools this Halloween. Just think, they can act just like mom and dad and smell like them too! With this costume, your children will be seriously taken un-seriously, laughing at things that are not funny, … <\/p>\n

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