{"id":75,"date":"2016-03-03T18:47:42","date_gmt":"2016-03-03T23:47:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dynorex.com\/wordpress\/?p=75"},"modified":"2016-03-03T18:50:12","modified_gmt":"2016-03-03T23:50:12","slug":"the-twelve-days-of-corporate-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dynorex.com\/Hokumspew\/index.php\/seasoning\/the-twelve-days-of-corporate-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"The Twelve Days of Corporate Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"

On the first day of Corporate Christmas<\/strong><\/p>\n

the corporation sent to me:<\/p>\n

A chance to win a shopping spree<\/p>\n

On the second day of Corporate Christmas<\/strong><\/p>\n

the corporation sent to me:<\/p>\n

2 thousand air miles<\/p>\n

and a chance to win a shopping spree<\/p>\n

On the third day of Corporate Christmas<\/strong><\/p>\n

the corporation sent to me:<\/p>\n

3 French Fry coupons<\/p>\n

2 thousand air miles<\/p>\n

and a chance to win a shopping spree<\/p>\n

On the fourth day of Corporate Christmas<\/strong><\/p>\n

the corporation sent to me:<\/p>\n

4 Calling Telemarketers<\/p>\n

3 French Fry coupons<\/p>\n

2 thousand air miles<\/p>\n

and a chance to win a shopping spree<\/p>\n

On the fifth day of Corporate Christmas<\/strong><\/p>\n

the corporation sent to me:<\/p>\n

5 Platinum Credit Cards<\/p>\n

4 Calling Telemarketers<\/p>\n

3 French Fry coupons<\/p>\n

2 thousand air miles<\/p>\n

and a chance to win a shopping spree<\/p>\n

On the sixth day of Corporate Christmas<\/strong><\/p>\n

the corporation sent to me:<\/p>\n

6 orders delaying<\/p>\n

5 Platinum Credit Cards<\/p>\n

4 Calling Telemarketers<\/p>\n

3 French Fry coupons<\/p>\n

2 thousand air miles<\/p>\n

and a chance to win a shopping spree<\/p>\n

On the seventh day of Corporate Christmas<\/strong><\/p>\n

the corporation sent to me:<\/p>\n

7 pawns of pawning<\/p>\n

6 orders delaying<\/p>\n

5 Platinum Credit Cards<\/p>\n

4 Calling Telemarketers<\/p>\n

3 French Fry coupons<\/p>\n

2 thousand air miles<\/p>\n

and a chance to win a shopping spree<\/p>\n

On the eighth day of Corporate Christmas<\/strong><\/p>\n

the corporation sent to me:<\/p>\n

8 lawyers soliciting<\/p>\n

7 pawns of pawning<\/p>\n

6 orders delaying<\/p>\n

5 Platinum Credit Cards<\/p>\n

4 Calling Telemarketers<\/p>\n

3 French Fry coupons<\/p>\n

2 thousand air miles<\/p>\n

and a chance to win a shopping spree<\/p>\n

On the ninth day of Corporate Christmas<\/strong><\/p>\n

the corporation sent to me:<\/p>\n

9 checks a bouncing<\/p>\n

8 lawyers soliciting<\/p>\n

7 pawns of pawning<\/p>\n

6 orders delaying<\/p>\n

5 Platinum Credit Cards<\/p>\n

4 Calling Telemarketers<\/p>\n

3 French Fry coupons<\/p>\n

2 thousand air miles<\/p>\n

and a chance to win a shopping spree<\/p>\n

On the tenth day of Corporate Christmas<\/strong><\/p>\n

the corporation sent to me:<\/p>\n

10 bills of billing<\/p>\n

9 checks a bouncing<\/p>\n

8 lawyers soliciting<\/p>\n

7 pawns of pawning<\/p>\n

6 orders delaying<\/p>\n

5 Platinum Credit Cards<\/p>\n

4 Calling Telemarketers<\/p>\n

3 French Fry coupons<\/p>\n

2 thousand air miles<\/p>\n

and a chance to win a shopping spree<\/p>\n

On the eleventh day of Corporate Christmas<\/strong><\/p>\n

the corporation sent to me:<\/p>\n

11 banking overdrafts<\/p>\n

10 bills of billing<\/p>\n

9 checks a bouncing<\/p>\n

8 lawyers soliciting<\/p>\n

7 pawns of pawning<\/p>\n

6 orders delaying<\/p>\n

5 Platinum Credit Cards<\/p>\n

4 Calling Telemarketers<\/p>\n

3 French Fry coupons<\/p>\n

2 thousand air miles<\/p>\n

and a chance to win a shopping spree<\/p>\n

On the twelfth day of Corporate Christmas<\/strong><\/p>\n

the corporation sent to me:<\/p>\n

12 chapters of bankruptcy<\/p>\n

11 banking overdrafts<\/p>\n

10 bills of billing<\/p>\n

9 checks a bouncing<\/p>\n

8 lawyers soliciting<\/p>\n

7 pawns of pawning<\/p>\n

6 orders delaying<\/p>\n

5 Platinum Credit Cards<\/p>\n

4 Calling Telemarketers<\/p>\n

3 French Fry coupons<\/p>\n

2 thousand air miles<\/p>\n

and a chance to win a shopping spree<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

“Tex” oNid ittEnEbEd (sHow nO mErcY)<\/p>\n

Originally Published on December 2, 2015<\/span><\/span><\/u><\/p>\n

\u00a9 Copyright: dYnoReX and ADGMusic\/Soft\/Literature Org All rights reserved 2015-2016<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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