The 2024 USA Halloween Election Creep Show II, Vote in your favorite Global Ghoul, Again…
What do they all really stand for. Is this another episode of "As the Globalists Churn"? Some parody humor as seen through a patriot lens of cynicism.
The Donald Trump Sleazy Felon Evader Costume by: Horn-e Clown
A sequel costume, to follow up the ever-popular Donald Trump Sleazy Grifter Costume, with one main difference; being dressed like a Sleazy Felon Evader, able to buy your way out of 40 + felon charges in a single bound, by, yes, using the old “you are infringing on my constitutional rights” antic, with one critical difference. The court is bribed to actually apply the constitution to their already bribed decision, whereby, most common folks cannot, and end up in jail. Yes, just think, you can wear your sleazy Felon Evader Costume and be the most feared in your neighborhood, as in, take the bribe, and give me all your hokum, or have your bones broken by Hugo (customer provided), a huge overgrown goon, shadowing you. Act now, and get your free brass knuckles for your self-provided goon, absolutely free, for those difficult people that won’t take your bribes and give up all their hokum to solely you! Just think, you can monopolize all the hokum in the neighborhood, and trade it off for sleazy favors provided by all the other ghouls trick or treating, that were too late getting their hokum! And for this, we also provide an AI enabled talking “Jeffery Epstein blow up doll” to convince other reluctant goblins to succumb to your sleaze ball antics and murky desires. The costume still comes with an over sized dress jacket, to hide your blubber, and instead of nylon pants, we are introducing the new scuba-rubber pants, to haul down all that fat on your chubby legs, guaranteed not to display your over indulging McDonalds corpulence. So do not delay and get your “Donald Trump Sleazy Felon Evader Costume” today, and continue your hokum grasping greed. Act now, and we will throw in a blow-up AI powered Melina Doll, posing as a bribed wife! Shackles and sex toys included, monthly AI subscription extra. Act before this commercial end, and we will throw in, no extra charge, A “Donald Trump Father of the Vaccine” costume. It comes complete with Covid vaccine vials with all the different Covid vaxxes on the market today, mixed together, so you can get everyone up to date on their death shots! It comes with the Grim Reaper cloak and hood, reaper’s scythe extra.
The Kamala Harris Dumb Blond gone Brunet costume by: Goof E Tart err
Yes, just think, for all you gals out there, that need a last-minute costume that will blow away all the boys, and actually make them think you are a smart Brunet and not another “Dumb Blond” from the valley. Well, this costume is designed for you. It comes with a midsized respectable woven skirt, A loose, but not too loose, low cut, but not too low-cut, top, just enough to show a tad of cleavage, but not portray you with too much exposed sex appeal. Somber and unexciting in colors, but just revealing enough to make men look, and look again. Also, if you do not have the hairdo Kamala has, which is seen in most cases on TV, watching the Donna Reed Show, we will provide a Kamala Harris wig for an extra 10 dollars, just in case your hairdresser keels over upon this wholesome hairstyle request. It also comes with 5G powered, AI earrings, disk in shape, to catch all the possible AI transmissions, coaching you to appear brilliant and smart. Just answer the question with confidence and ease, as you buffalo people into believing that you are actually smarter, marginally, then Former President hopeful, Joe Dementia Biden! And of course, it will not take too much AI to prove you are smarter than your opponent, Donald Trump. As you saunter through the neighborhood, trying not to appear like a dippy blond valley girl, people will open their door thinking you may be the maid to clean up after the Halloween party, but will soon realize that you are actually portraying a presidential hopeful! So, in this case, we provided, with no extra charge, a dust bunny, so you can give their house a quick sprucing in exchange for your hokum! Act now, and get the optional mop and bucket for free (detergent extra) just incase they want you to give their floors a quick buffing!
The RFK Jr Turn Coat Traitor and Flip Flop Activist Costume by: Sorry Shill-eek
For all those that want to appear as something they are obviously not, we have the RFK Jr Turn Coat Traitor and Flip Flop Activist Costume. It comes complete with the infamous Uncle Sam outfit, displaying the Red White and Blue Top Hat and Coat, to parade your seemingly allegiance to patriotism. The pants also follow suit, so you can look like a political shill wrapped in the American flag! Also included, is a red white and blue stiletto, concealable, so you can hide it and pull it out while someone’s back is turned getting you some hokum, and stab them right in the back, centered enough so they cannot pull it out. All the while, they think you are concerned for their wellbeing, as you have them transported to the nearest hospital where they can intubate them, unless they vote for Donald Trump! It also is equipped with a solicitation kit to acquire hokum for your turncoat campaign, ultimately donating the hokum to the Trump campaign, so you can gain a cabinet position in DC. As you scour the neighborhood for possible backs to stab, after which, they are frantically reaching to their backs in attempt to remove your well planted knife, you can grab all the hokum that was not taken by the other ghouls in the neighborhood, dressed in the “Donald Trump Sleazy Felon Evader Costume”. Just to be sure that no one is left unturned by your turn coat antics, by using the conversion feature to convert your Uncle Sam Top Hat into a red MAGA baseball cap, you will ensnare them into that campaign unsuspectingly! You will be the envy of the neighborhood and no one will really know how they ended up intubated! Act now and get the RFK Jr. sidekick “Del Bigtree” blowup doll for absolutely free because quite frankly, no one will buy them. AI and quick air pump extra.
The Cornel West in style of Don King Costume by: Burned Bridges
Candidate wise, you most likely never heard of this person, but what the hay, we made a costume for him in style of Don King because, we have surplus wigs that are available after the miserable failure of the Don King costumes made in the seventies, which brings the savings this Halloween, home to you! The costume also comes with a blues attire and a Mississippi string tie, a harmonica, and brown gum shoes, for the look of authenticity as you go trick or treating this Halloween! If you like to troll the rich neighborhoods on Halloween because of their extravagant choices of hokum to distribute, this is the costume to use, if you want to make them feel guilty and give you even more hokum to fill up your bags! So naturally, we include extra large hokum bags! With all this, we also include the new taxation pamphlet, showing how the rich will have to pay much more income tax, and the elimination of tax shelters and hedge funds! Also in your ensemble will be a video, of what can happen to rich folk who try to evade taxes when the new regime wins the election, rated R. At the very least, they will give hordes of hokum, bribing you to overlook their transgressions, and hopefully look the other way during taxation season! The flash of Don King and the instilled fear of Cornel West, will bring the rich to their knees this Halloween, ready to sell their children in exchange for decent tax shelters. Act now, and get a Picture of Cornel West signed by Don King himself!
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