Halloween’s Creepy Sleepy Society of Bumkin Heads

Greedy Banker Premature Foreclosure Notice Slinger Costume by: Cripple Regret Lancewear

Look no further, we have the costume of the century! Yes now everyone, young and old can dress to the hilt and fantasize about being a “Greedy Banker.” Just think of the fear you will generate as you comb the streets, looking for a door to knock on. And you can bet your Grandmother’s crystal that is already sitting in the local pawn shop, when they open that door, they will scurry in fear, letting you grab all the treats you want, guaranteed! Just remember, even if they are brave enough to stand there and face you, all you have to do is quick draw the foreclosure papers from your custom foreclosure holster which guarantees to drop them to their knees, cowering and cringing like blind little puppet slaves ready to serve you all the hokum your teeth can stand before they rot and fall out of your skull. The perfect costume for your little brainwashed goblins so they can gleefully aspire to be another monetary bullying greedy brain stomping capitalist. Greed knows no bounds and the fear that these costumes will generate will guarantee you and your brainwashed offspring a golden path to decadence and debauchery. Not even the Holy scriptures could predict such a horror that is truly owned by the 1 percent of society, at least in spirit!

Ravenous CEO Rape and Plunder Small Business Costume by: Wolf Gorging

Is your game rape? Plunder? Well we have just the costume for you! Why not dress like the latest and greatest CEO? Yes, if you aspire to climb that corporate capitalistic ladder, then there is no better way to prepare yourself then dressing the part and scaring the bejesus out of all the local small business owners by knocking on their doors, showing them your plundering plans to open a  franchise chain store across the street that will bankrupt them in 6 to 8 months guaranteed! After which you can hire them to clean the toilets and shine your shoes, possibly scrub your floors for minimum wage. Just think, you can have both the husband and wife, possibly their offspring, cooking your meals, doing your laundry, providing cheap entertainment, the works! So, when they open the door seeing your little tykes dressed in this costume, they will immediately bow and kiss their feet in compliance hoping when they finally  bankrupt them, they will have mercy upon their souls and allow them to serve the dynasty for eternity. Or at least until a larger greedy capitalistic corporation swallows that corporation whole. Remember, this costume is educational and is approved by your local school board as a fun way to learn how to become a brainwashed pawn to successfully keep capitalism on top, keeping the 1 percent of society pathetically rich. As an added bonus, it comes with programmed audio sound effects of voices tyrannically bitching out your slave driven employees to work just a little harder to receive a penny raise or the privilege to climb under the boss’s desk!

Kardassian I am so Dammed Popular and Rich Bully Costume by: Star Defiled

Perhaps you were, as a child, a class bully or simply from a wealthy family that all the teachers  favored and allowed special privileges simply because your were so dammed special! Well, why let it end there, especially when your current offspring are all losers? Just dress them up in this provocative costume, Kardassian! Yes they will certainly intimidate anyone foolish enough to open their doors this Halloween, having them  bow in subordinary awe to these rich royal specters of the night! Kiss their royal sash, and be careful not to drool upon their ambient greatness and be grateful that they have graced your household  with their celebrity god-like resonance. Being dressed as the ultimate role models of the high society, you will feel the influence as everyone you encounter will want to be just like you, to be greedy, just like you, because you are dressed as the divine of civilization, promoting alternate lifestyles as acceptable and moral as defined by the rich, whom you will represent while dressed in this costume of the upper crusty, boorish class. So go ahead and dress up today as a Kardassian! Buy this costume now and get a “Jruce Benner Costume” absolutely free for that inspiring tyke of yours that realized before puberty, he really wanted to be female! Makeup and jewelry not included.

Money Store Loan Shark Stalking Costume by: A Fish Called You

Perhaps you are better at breaking things, like limbs of deadbeats unable to pay their loans? If that is the case, then this is the costume for you, “Money Store Loan Shark.” As you  slime your way through the evening down the unsuspecting deadbeat’s street, you can be sure their lights will be off when you come knocking. So what do you do then? You just break their doors down and find the little slime balls in their hiding spots. Once found, you just adjust their kneecaps with your baseball bat (included). If that don’t get an agreement to pay, then you can put on the brass knuckles (included) and adjust their jaw! Be sure however, not to break their writing hand’s fingers and bones to be sure they can sign once they agree to sell their soul to you. If all else fails, then you can pull your snub-nosed 38 (extra) and ventilate their skull, spraying their grey matter all over the closet wall. You can be sure once the word spreads through that neighborhood, the next collection will be a breeze! So, no need for harassing phone calls or wasting paper on warning letters. This costume is the sure fire way to strike fear into everyone, because let’s face it, everyone In the suburbs owes money. Act now and get a free demolition and arson kit to make prime examples of those extra hard collections, getting money from single mothers, elderly people, welfare families and politicians.

“Tex” oNid ittEnEbEd (sHow nO mErcY)

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Lustrous Lust To Be Upper Crust? Without a Wringer.

Drop to your Knees Golden Greedy Eye Shadow by You-Stink

Hopefully I am wrong, but I think we are all captivated by the golden fairy dust being blown around by our friendly fantasy inducing media culprits, attempting to con us into the next covet-level purchase that will somehow bring us a bit closer to the 1 percent of society, well, at least illusively. Money and wealth only provides security to those who hide behind that pecuniary golden fence thinking they will be safe, until the money runs out. And it almost certainly will, unless you are a 1 percenter. We are taught to emulate the 1 percent as if they are our ultimate role models to follow, influencing our offspring to follow their example of greed, just long enough until they, like you, have been totally ensnared into deep financial debt, never to see the light of day again because of the interest payments imposed onto the over inflated bursa that was freely loaned, burying them into a financial grave that will enslave them for the rest of their lives. The next time your boss asks you to climb under his/her desk and demands you to do something simply unreasonable, remember that if you do not, you will be replaced by someone willing to blunder themselves to get your job. The labor regulations of any country will not do a thing and by the time they can actually look at your case, you will be most likely retired before you get any satisfaction. You can always get a lawyer that will speed it up slightly, but that solicitor will end up with 40% of the take. Is there a solution? Yes there is, but it entails you having to tell your boss where to go each and every time he decides you are stupid or desperate enough to break safety rules, work extra time for nothing, or provide sexual favors. But, we are in so much financial debt. We cannot do that and loose everything? But really, what are you loosing? You are just loosing debt. So  really, you are loosing nothing. Your dignity may suffer but you will become stronger because of the humility.

Barbed Wired Freedom Camp Lip Liner by Robbie Frown

We all should be aware by now, that it is against the holy scriptures to charge interest or push debt to oppress your neighbors just because you have more money or material then they have. Why is it shunned by the holy scriptures? Because it makes slaves of the people that are forced to pay interest on money provided to them out of need. But capitalism is based on debt pushing and interest. Capitalism is dependant on slavery. Capitalism is a system of deception and greed. But you say to yourself; “I am not a slave. I am free.” Oh really! Ok live in your delusional world and fantasize you are free. Look around you and tell me, what are you really free to do? You are free to shop for more product jettisons. You are free to borrow more money. You are free to watch brainwashing snot nightly on your 60 inch indoctrinating flat screened boob tube, as long as you pay your cable bill. You are free to walk down the street and get mugged by people more desperate then you are. Try an experiment. The next time you go for a walk, just carry cash and no wallet. When someone robs you or threatens you, just freely give them all you have. Most likely you will confuse the hell out of them and they will be more afraid of you simply because you freely gave them what they needed. But if the assailant watched too many idiotic police epitomes, they will most likely hurt you.

Is that my Daughter Performing Fellatio Mascara by Booticontrol

Remember, aggressive behavior is taught in our education systems. Competition is force fed into our children. So are we really surprised when your son or daughter comes out of the school system as an aggressive byproduct ready to do anything for money? Just ask Candy, barely 16 and posing as 18 or older as she gets into another car ready to do any sexual act for money. Is your son/daughter missing? Want to really find her/him? Then drive down the red light district in any town or city in any country in the world, depending where you live, and there is a great chance you may find him/her, standing there attempting to be sexy, luring in the next trick. Or you can simply open up google and type into the search field “escorts in “Your City” and you will get site after site listing all the escorts in your city. Seventy-five% of these women will be 20 years of age or younger ready to solicit anyone willing to pay. Out of these women under 20 years of age, forty% are guaranteed to be underage prostitutes. Remember, escorts are nothing more then prostitutes. To be conned otherwise means you are pretty dammed stupid. Thus, there is an excellent chance you may find your missing child working tricks to stay high. But if you cannot face the fact that your missing child could be in these circumstances, then you may be in denial or just plain ignorant. However, it is a place to start. But a lot of these children are there because of drug related addictions and do this to support their habit.

This is a blender, This is your Brains Rotating in a Blender Lip Stick by Lobe-Sieve Cosmetics  

Oh yes, that reminds me, Canada just legalized marijuana (October 17th, 2018) for the entire country. What will this do to stop the drug abuse in that country? Absolutely nothing. It will make it far worse, pushing children faster to the harder, truly addictive drugs. Why? Because organized crime cannot compete with the government on a level playing field so they will concentrate more of their illicit efforts on cocaine, crack, PCP, heroin, crystal meth, etc.. And let us not forget the prescription  opiate and morphine drugs that are sold by prescription users of these drugs on the street to minors and junkies alike so they can eat and pay rent. Who really makes the money when prescription drugs end up fair game on the streetwise pharmaceutical superstore? The 1 percenters of course whose main objective is to enslave anyone and everyone any way they can for profit. And a populist with drug addictions are far more controllable then people that have their wits about them and are capable of critical thinking. So go ahead and buy some of that legal weed and roll a doobie, light it up and choke it back cannonball style, chasing it down with your favorite brain shrinking elixir to avoid cottonmouth. Just be sure you do it before your favorite indoctrinating TV series so you can sink into the couch prepared for your frontal lobe assault, liquefying your mushy brain.

“Tex” oNid ittEnEbEd (sHow nO mErcY)

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