The Halloween of the Vaccinated, Things that Grow “Chumps” out of fright!

The Folly of Greedy Capitalist Costume by: Kim KarTrashian’s Felon’s Cage

Why dress up this Halloween like a specific person when you can dress like a general greedy Capitalist bastard or bitch? Yes, with the “Folly of Greedy Capitalist Costume”, you can be sure that the houses you are trick or treating this year will rush and roll out the red carpet towards their middle classed door, extending to your gas guzzling limo, having all the hokum available for you to snatch away greedily, as they crawl and kiss your black ruby stiletto slippers (for men, highly polished black gum shoes), being careful not to get any spittle on them, remaining on their hands and knees until you signal them to rise waist high and kiss your platinum and gold rings, populating all your fingers, covered by thin leather black gloves, protecting your hands, as to ensure these commoners will not contaminate you with the “who knows what diseases these peasants carry” paranoia infections, that is induced into your superior bred brain, enhanced with the Bill Gates Pentium Elitist’s Cerebral chip (included) that will guide you through these middle classed neighborhoods,  without getting close to biological hazards that these middle classed peons dribble and spew, never allowing them to rise higher than your waist so they can at the very least, kiss your fat ass, squeezed down with the included black laced leather tights, guaranteed to haul down all that blubber with the suction pump attachment (extra). It comes complete with the reaper’s deathhoody, black or dark purple, to signal fear into their brainwashed minds as to the death they are obligated to endure to keep your fat ass rich. Also, the ensemble includes the reaper’s cloak, same colors available, with a bustle prop for the lassies, to enhance and prop up their breasts; and for the floppy, hanging and shriveled breasts, it can attach to the suction pump attachment (extra) to squeeze and shape them into form as to entice all the male peons to masturbate to your memory when you leave. The essential mask is the same color of the chosen package, which ensures that no infectious billows breathed out from these scummy masses will infect your airways. Black mascara and long eyelashes included as to make your stare ominous and daunting.  Act now and receive the reaper’s scythe, highly polished and razor sharp, handy for those random beheadings of certain insubordinate rebels who may try to take any of your hokum you greedily, rightfully grasped.

The “1917 Ripper Styled Plague Doctor Costume” By: Streamdunk

In these days of plague infested paranoia, where imaginary fictitious viruses lurk about, contained inside aerosolized excreted vapors and sneezed mists, it is a wonder anyone can trick or treat this Halloween in illusionary safety. But wait, hold the press, there is a new costume in town, well, old costume really; that will exceed your villainy expectations, making you the absolute envy of the neighborhood.  It comes with the Plague Doctor Mask, Black or white in color, eye outlets featuring the binocular style or the mirrored bird eyes, for that cool but discreet look, so no one can identify you or connect you to any “Ripper” styled murders that are becoming fashionable in these ambiguous times of depopulation. I mean really, who is going to miss them anyway, and the bonus is, they cannot do any autopsies, thus will not look for hair follicles or slobber that may drip from your Plague Doctor Mask’s large extended beak, connecting you to any murders using the PCR testing, that will be swamped until all the conjured virus testing’s are complete, which would be most likely 2030! It comes with a “Ripper” styled, long black plague cloak with a embroidered red plaid lining with plenty of pockets and compartments to stash all of your surgical paraphernalia (customer provided) used for possible random mysterious “Ripper” styled murders that are sure to arise during your “trick or Treat’ tour of the unfortunate neighborhood you so choose to inflict with your ominous plague stricken presence. It comes with black baggy slacks with plenty of extra hokum pockets, unsexed in design for those plague wanton women that crave to spate stricken all whom she encounters this Halloween. The black or tan “Plague Doctor Knee High Boots” are inclusive, featuring either the seven buckle version, spanning from ankle to knee, for that adjustable comfort fit, or the two buckle version, at ankle and knee, featuring several pouches in between for your ill stricken remedies and poisons that can be used on unsuspecting victims you may encounter in dark alleys or deserted parks. The essential gloves provided can be latex gloves or thin leather, black or tan, to eliminate possible finger prints that could incriminate you to any number of plague stricken murders you will propagate throughout all the neighborhoods you choose to inflict! As they open the door this Halloween and catch a quick glimpse of your ensemble, you could slice their throat, stab their heart, carve out their spleen or de-limb them into a festering bloodied pile of surgically precision dismemberment, enabling you to grab all the hokum you deserve, which was not tainted by the numerous blood splatters and gobbets. Act now and receive for free, the official “Covid19” universal death certificates that will allow you to label these murders as Covid19 deaths as to eliminate any temptations to initiate pesky investigations, or autopsies.

The Schwaby World Domination and Pedophile Costume by: Ceiling Baboon

It’s’ the season to be Klausy, falalalala, lalala, er wait. This is the Halloween Costumes blog right? I got confused for a second. But wait, Schwaby is the Halloween Santa Klaus, right? And this costume is the epitome of Depopulation and Demonetization that would make Bill Gates drool in excitement and envy. It starts off with a designer trench coat, grey in color, that can be worn when you first awake and get the urge to hop out of bed, naked of course, leaving your nightly pedophile remains slumbering off the knock out drugs used to make him/her compliant, slipping into your trench coat to go flashing all the unsuspecting ladies that happen to be walking about that fine morning. Once tired of scaring all the old ladies in the neighborhood, you return and dress into your silk undies, red of course, black dress stockings, held up by a black garter belt that makes an excellent aphrodisiac, enticing like sex offenders, once acquainted, disrobed, and  carrying on in some deserted back alley, or limo, like a couple of genuine perverts.  The dress shirt will be a light beige or white, made of silk to offset your black tweed trousers, slightly baggy and confining, to hide any blubber that is sure to exist on your cellulite covered legs. The shoes are shiny blue or tan, made of alligator skin, exploiting the fact that you are insanely rich and will pay anything for what your pedophile heart truly desires. The dress coat would be tweed of course, matching the color of your trousers. The bow tie is optional, or for that more progressive Schwaby wanabe, a Mississippi String Tie, enhancing your hip character, even though you are as square as a pedophile could be. Once dressed in this ensemble and trolling through the neighborhood, the limos would be lining up for the privilege to give your fat ass a ride down to the red light district, now expanded throughout the city do to the covid19 farced lockdowns and the demonetization of business, residences, and institutions alike, where you troll to find your next pedophile victim. No need to discuss trick or treating scenarios because most of the residents, that are not tricking themselves on the streets, under a 5G streetlamp nightly, are residing in detainment camps awaiting their de-populous fate, at least in the areas you like to hang out. Wait, what about the mask? Masking laws don’t apply to Schwaby! Act now, and get a free bottle of chloroform to make knockouts and abductions nonviolent, hassle free and easy!

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