The Folly of Greedy Capitalist Costume by: Kim KarTrashian’s Felon’s Cage
Why dress up this Halloween like a specific person when you can dress like a general greedy Capitalist bastard or bitch? Yes, with the “Folly of Greedy Capitalist Costume”, you can be sure that the houses you are trick or treating this year will rush and roll out the red carpet towards their middle classed door, extending to your gas guzzling limo, having all the hokum available for you to snatch away greedily, as they crawl and kiss your black ruby stiletto slippers (for men, highly polished black gum shoes), being careful not to get any spittle on them, remaining on their hands and knees until you signal them to rise waist high and kiss your platinum and gold rings, populating all your fingers, covered by thin leather black gloves, protecting your hands, as to ensure these commoners will not contaminate you with the “who knows what diseases these peasants carry” paranoia infections, that is induced into your superior bred brain, enhanced with the Bill Gates Pentium Elitist’s Cerebral chip (included) that will guide you through these middle classed neighborhoods, without getting close to biological hazards that these middle classed peons dribble and spew, never allowing them to rise higher than your waist so they can at the very least, kiss your fat ass, squeezed down with the included black laced leather tights, guaranteed to haul down all that blubber with the suction pump attachment (extra). It comes complete with the reaper’s deathhoody, black or dark purple, to signal fear into their brainwashed minds as to the death they are obligated to endure to keep your fat ass rich. Also, the ensemble includes the reaper’s cloak, same colors available, with a bustle prop for the lassies, to enhance and prop up their breasts; and for the floppy, hanging and shriveled breasts, it can attach to the suction pump attachment (extra) to squeeze and shape them into form as to entice all the male peons to masturbate to your memory when you leave. The essential mask is the same color of the chosen package, which ensures that no infectious billows breathed out from these scummy masses will infect your airways. Black mascara and long eyelashes included as to make your stare ominous and daunting. Act now and receive the reaper’s scythe, highly polished and razor sharp, handy for those random beheadings of certain insubordinate rebels who may try to take any of your hokum you greedily, rightfully grasped.
The “1917 Ripper Styled Plague Doctor Costume” By: Streamdunk
In these days of plague infested paranoia, where imaginary fictitious viruses lurk about, contained inside aerosolized excreted vapors and sneezed mists, it is a wonder anyone can trick or treat this Halloween in illusionary safety. But wait, hold the press, there is a new costume in town, well, old costume really; that will exceed your villainy expectations, making you the absolute envy of the neighborhood. It comes with the Plague Doctor Mask, Black or white in color, eye outlets featuring the binocular style or the mirrored bird eyes, for that cool but discreet look, so no one can identify you or connect you to any “Ripper” styled murders that are becoming fashionable in these ambiguous times of depopulation. I mean really, who is going to miss them anyway, and the bonus is, they cannot do any autopsies, thus will not look for hair follicles or slobber that may drip from your Plague Doctor Mask’s large extended beak, connecting you to any murders using the PCR testing, that will be swamped until all the conjured virus testing’s are complete, which would be most likely 2030! It comes with a “Ripper” styled, long black plague cloak with a embroidered red plaid lining with plenty of pockets and compartments to stash all of your surgical paraphernalia (customer provided) used for possible random mysterious “Ripper” styled murders that are sure to arise during your “trick or Treat’ tour of the unfortunate neighborhood you so choose to inflict with your ominous plague stricken presence. It comes with black baggy slacks with plenty of extra
The Schwaby World Domination and Pedophile Costume by: Ceiling Baboon
It’s’ the season to be Klausy, falalalala, lalala, er wait. This is the Halloween Costumes blog right? I got confused for a second. But wait, Schwaby is the Halloween Santa Klaus, right? And this costume is the epitome of Depopulation and Demonetization that would make Bill Gates drool in excitement and envy. It starts off with a designer trench coat, grey in color, that can be worn when you first awake and get the urge to hop out of bed, naked of course, leaving your nightly pedophile remains slumbering off the knock out drugs used to make him/her compliant, slipping into your trench coat to go flashing all the unsuspecting ladies that happen
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