We Cannot Agree so we Cancel the Debate Eyeware by Hate Spade
Choose this line of Eyewear if you really want to “get down” and boogie off the stage, at a moment’s notice, when the debate gets into areas you just do not (cannot) answer because of that enormous bribe you just took to keep your DMS, “Dammed Mouth Shut” about the past lockdowns, vaccines, or any other controversial topic that may arise from the scummy masses or freelance barbarian reporters who just cannot STHU, “Shut the Hell Up”, like the latest Netflix propagandist Series instructed. It comes with, at a moment’s notice, darkening lenses that activate when your perspiration level increases, to make your escape off the stage, platform, TV set, convention center, etc. much more innocuous, fooling all the guttersnipes and paparazzi’s just waiting to humiliate the elite privileged 1 percenter such as yourself, or perhaps you are just a wannabe earning your spurs. Either way, it will SYFA, “Save your Fat Ass” from excessive humiliation and opportunities to come clean and tell the truth. Also included, an Acme Black Hole, that comes inside a small oval container, just the right size to fit into your pocket, easy to open, self-unfolding, for quick escapes when the “Exit Stage Left” option is under construction or already used by your numerous counterparts that are being exposed and hunted down. Act now and receive your own de-personalized fake ID and Passport when escaping the country is your only option to avoid prosecution. Snub nosed 38 Special and Dirty Harry Holster extra.
The Double-Sided SS Nazi, reversable to the SS Minnow Silk Woven Arm Badge by Hugo Boss
Worried about your career as a Genocidal Nazi SS but are not quite ready to come out of the East Berlin Closet of War Criminals? Now that the wall is gone, and you can be spotted a mile away by these pesky civil do-gooders, this arm badge is quickly reversable so you cannot be pinpointed by any groups of freedom or religious terrorists. It comes complete with tear gas and an AK 47 Assault mini rifle that can be concealed easily in your pant leg or the optional SS army issue trench coat (extra) where you can also hide many hand grenades and other death devices and gases. The Nazi SS helm is also available through special order (extra) for those who really want to role play this scenario scaring any number of gullible, brainwashed, single brain celled masses who are as easy to manipulate, as it is to frighten, keeping them lining up for your experimental death injections, guaranteed to produce an any multitude of side effects, diseases, heart conditions, aids, HIV, cancer, aneurisms, etc..etc.. So, as you enjoy watching the most vulnerable choke and spew, wearing three masks, gasping for air, suffocating and finally dropping to their knees from the lack of oxygen and pure exhaustion, you can finish the job with a rope tightened plastic head bag so you can watch and take snap shots of their facial expressions as they die in agony and vain.
The Luciferian “The Pope on the Rope Anal Protection Soap” by Must-Go Feel, Claus Schwabo
Interview with Lucifer, Part Two
Interviewer: “Thanks for your “Pope on the Rope” soap gift. It really smells nice. Thanks Lu!” Lucifer: “No problem. I enjoy these little interviews by little men. Keep that with you at all times. You never know when you may end up in prison for telling the truth. It may save you from having to uh, bend over to pick up the soap.” Interviewer: “It seems things have turned around and everything, for now, seems to be in its proper order again. What are your thoughts about this miraculous about face?” Lucifer: “As I stated in my last interview, amateurs! I hate to be classified in the same level as those clowns. However, it seems that they lost their so called “grip” on society. Fools, did they really think it would be that easy? Morons.” Interviewer: “So you are disappointed as to their performance to eradicate the masses from earth?” Lucifer: “Disappointed? Certainly not! Things are again speeding up to its previous peak of madness, greed, apathy and hate. More souls are losing hope as this Merry-Go-Round of faithlessness becomes rampant as they run to my side for, ah, protection and my scorching warmth, draining them of their everlasting souls, transforming them into my husks of evil to do my bidding. Depopulation? Why on earth would anyone do that? The more people on the planet, the more hopeless souls for me to corrupt, destroy and collect, making this all, so much fun, not to mention, keeping my legions of demons busy, instead of loafing around in hell playing penuckle. What a yawn fest.” Interviewer: Well, at least you can get back to the business of what you do best. However, The Freemasons say you are the light bearer. They idolize you over God, whom in their scriptures state that God is Vesper”. It would seem that all of this Global infiltration into our societies is done in your name, or at least, one of your names.” Lucifer: As I stated before, I have many names. However, God does not. Vesper would be an ambiguous terminology, a metaphor for looking up or gazing at a star, or the evening star which would be the most common analogy. The Freemasonic culture does worship me as the Light Bearer, this is true. Perhaps that could be explained as a friendly deception to recruit more souls to my side. In any event, I take no responsibility for their writings nor their Tom Foolery. Does this impact the soul collection? The deception is divine, but their methods are crude and exposes itself. True deception never reveals. Interviewer: So, you do not see any benefit as to what they attempted on the world scale? Lucifer: I see many fools that adopted this nonsense of a biological virus which leaves them standing holding the “pandemic bag”, if you will, running and hiding, attempting to justify their newly founded evil, and now doubting their very existence, and avoiding prosecution for their endorsement of this eloquent killer vaccine. They can run but can never hide and when they freely give their tainted souls to me to avoid the gas chamber, I will have their fearful, informed consent to consecrate their souls with Hell. Oh goody goody, so much fun to get souls that were destined for purgatory come straight to my scorching inferno. Interviewer: So, you did benefit from this attempted world domination scheme? Lucifer: Of course. I always benefit from poorly constructed plans. It is the failure ratio of any plans that yield the best harvests. Very few know how to bounce back or take accountability for their actions. If they only knew it was as easy as absolution, I would lose a lot of souls. This is where faithlessness is my best ally, indeed. And for those fools that contrived this plan, I already have their souls. I will have so much fun incinerating their souls for eternity, yes. Like a barbeque of tainted meat to feed to my legions of demons, yummy. Interviewer: You mean the deal I took with you means I will be on your demon’s menu? Lucifer Chuckles: Well, you did not think an interview with Lucifer would come free, did you? Read the fine print my boy, always before you sign anything. Don’t worry, you have many years left before you become a main entree to my hungry demons. I mean, who else will interview me? Relax and keep that Pope on the Rope Soap close. Interviewer: Um, well, thanks Lu, or master. Lucifer: Anytime my boy! Lucifer disappears in a puff of smoke.
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