The Twelve Days of Corporate Christmas

On the first day of Corporate Christmas

the corporation sent to me:

A chance to win a shopping spree

On the second day of Corporate Christmas

the corporation sent to me:

2 thousand air miles

and a chance to win a shopping spree

On the third day of Corporate Christmas

the corporation sent to me:

3 French Fry coupons

2 thousand air miles

and a chance to win a shopping spree

On the fourth day of Corporate Christmas

the corporation sent to me:

4 Calling Telemarketers

3 French Fry coupons

2 thousand air miles

and a chance to win a shopping spree

On the fifth day of Corporate Christmas

the corporation sent to me:

5 Platinum Credit Cards

4 Calling Telemarketers

3 French Fry coupons

2 thousand air miles

and a chance to win a shopping spree

On the sixth day of Corporate Christmas

the corporation sent to me:

6 orders delaying

5 Platinum Credit Cards

4 Calling Telemarketers

3 French Fry coupons

2 thousand air miles

and a chance to win a shopping spree

On the seventh day of Corporate Christmas

the corporation sent to me:

7 pawns of pawning

6 orders delaying

5 Platinum Credit Cards

4 Calling Telemarketers

3 French Fry coupons

2 thousand air miles

and a chance to win a shopping spree

On the eighth day of Corporate Christmas

the corporation sent to me:

8 lawyers soliciting

7 pawns of pawning

6 orders delaying

5 Platinum Credit Cards

4 Calling Telemarketers

3 French Fry coupons

2 thousand air miles

and a chance to win a shopping spree

On the ninth day of Corporate Christmas

the corporation sent to me:

9 checks a bouncing

8 lawyers soliciting

7 pawns of pawning

6 orders delaying

5 Platinum Credit Cards

4 Calling Telemarketers

3 French Fry coupons

2 thousand air miles

and a chance to win a shopping spree

On the tenth day of Corporate Christmas

the corporation sent to me:

10 bills of billing

9 checks a bouncing

8 lawyers soliciting

7 pawns of pawning

6 orders delaying

5 Platinum Credit Cards

4 Calling Telemarketers

3 French Fry coupons

2 thousand air miles

and a chance to win a shopping spree

On the eleventh day of Corporate Christmas

the corporation sent to me:

11 banking overdrafts

10 bills of billing

9 checks a bouncing

8 lawyers soliciting

7 pawns of pawning

6 orders delaying

5 Platinum Credit Cards

4 Calling Telemarketers

3 French Fry coupons

2 thousand air miles

and a chance to win a shopping spree

On the twelfth day of Corporate Christmas

the corporation sent to me:

12 chapters of bankruptcy

11 banking overdrafts

10 bills of billing

9 checks a bouncing

8 lawyers soliciting

7 pawns of pawning

6 orders delaying

5 Platinum Credit Cards

4 Calling Telemarketers

3 French Fry coupons

2 thousand air miles

and a chance to win a shopping spree

 

“Tex” oNid ittEnEbEd (sHow nO mErcY)

Originally Published on December 2, 2015

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